11-21-08

It is with deep regret that i post 2 new paintings today, Sex Monster Time Out, Slumber Party Beat Down, and Whore of Patmos.

08-08-08

Big update before the end of the world. 25 new peices were added. Some of them are even respectable. Will be adding comments. Also, due to the graphic nature of all of my email, I have changed email addresses. It is not hard to find the new email address on this site. :P
Where have I been lately? Deviant Art. You can find me here zergspice.deviantart.com. If you really want to talk to me, deviant art is the best place to do it.

03-27-07

Wow, it's been over two years since I last posted news. I escaped NM, and got my butt back to OR. I have been updating this site with new work, 3 peices a week for the last four weeks and I am ready for next week as well. I have also updated most of the art with crisper, clearer, pics than ever before.
Got a studio now and I have been busy busy busy. I will soon post prints for sale on E-bay. If you are interested in prints or postcards please email me. (Why do i post news when no one ever comes here. Google doesn't even know i exist, but they have every shitty geocites page logged. There are people looking at someones pet photos when they should be lookin at my pets.

01-29-05

After a big move to New Mexico I'm back to the canvass and making some sort of progress in my new studio. Posted three new pieces today, and if I have any honor with regards to myself, three more will be posted in a week or two.

07-29-04

I haven't posted in a long time obviously. Tied down with hard labor tryin to make ends meet in the Bush economy, I haven't had much time or will to paint. In the meantime, my traffic petered off and paintings sat unfinished. On the other hand I showed some of the sci-fi themed work at Orycon in 2003 and "Earth Goddess Terrarium" at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival in January '04. Today I posted my maid series, and there are more to come soon. (I hope)

09-28-03

Three new paintings were posted today: "Earth Goddess Terrarium," "Putting the Succubus to Bed" and "Miss Space Vampire 3064." I plan to show selected sci-fi work at the Orycon Sci-fi Convention in Oregon this November. Come on by and get a free postcard of "Intruder Alert." More stuff coming soon.

09-03-03

Now postcards are even more affordable for the sake of the poor merchants. Packs are now $2.50 and we sell individual postcards at $0.50 per card. I swear I'm painting too. If it were not for this site I would have more than one ready by now, but if it wasn't for this site I would have no means to show it. Of course, if people don't drop by the site they cant see the art, and since no one is stopping by I've got it all to myself.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it...

08-11-03

Postcard packs have been released. They are affordable, durable, high-quality. Even I was surprised, way nicer than these crummy lo-rez jpgs. You may find our product page in many different ways, or just click here.
I am considering entering some erotic art festivals and sci-fi art shows. But first I must hit the canvass.

07-28-03

I have been invited to join www.toptoonsites.com which is associated with this webring. And I will.

We officially registered on search engines today. You can find us on page 10,000 under "SEX."

In addition, we expect postcards back from the printers by Wednesday, and stickers by the end of next week. We hope to have the product page selling our postcard packs very soon.

07-25-03

Sheesh. I haven't posted since my last post. Too Busy!!!

ITEM ONE:
As I recall, I pledged improve many of the images on this site. Those I could improve by now, I have.
I also pledged to paint, and so I finished a certain one for the sake of the big picture.

And what is the big picture?
Well its not about a girl having her space panties ripped off by a terrible monster. Although that is not bad stuff.

ITEM TWO:
My Big Picture features a product release to enhance my secretary's standing in the world.

However, due to the content of this site, three printers have refused to work with us. In addition, Well Fargo was unable to provide us with a PayPal type of service, mostly because they are afraid. No problem, the REAL PayPal will take our money. Will the real name recognition please stand up?!? Remember, money can't buy you love.

I finally have 16 fine examples off to a printer who doesn't run at the first sight of nipple. I have concepts becoming realities to reflect this and I have updated the product page to reflect this. Very excited.

ITEM THREE:
We have been busy inquiring as to the advertising reqs for some of the deepest and naughtiest art magazines in print today. Some told us they like the site and the art. Can't complain.

---- Heres what some of them had to say:

"Paul Hanks has got quite an impressive body of work.
Neo-primitive erotic idealism - ya gotta love it.

www.venoma.net was quite a treat.

So yes, you are most welcome to advertise in Propaganda.
I'm usually fairly picky about who we give ad space to. "

Fred H. Berger
Editor-in-Chief,
Propaganda Magazine, Inc.


"We all took a look at your website, and really like your art. I can see why you can't bear to part with most of it - your art seems so personal. If you would like to advertise in Skin Two or LateXtra, we would be very happy to include your ad."

Pauline Morrison
Skin Two Magazine


The Ad Director for Juxtapoz called and payed some compliment as well. Thanks everybody, and look for my ads in the finest magazines worth hiding from your mom soon.

05-03-03

Uploaded my look. Get used to it! I'm tired of building this site. Time to paint.

I will also be improving many of the images on the site as some of them are truly terrible, blurry, crappy overworked images.

04-24-03

Goddamn! Who lost focus on thier life? It was me. I thought the internet was supposed to have made me instantly rich and famous. Oh shit!

In the mean time I redesigned the site and got rid of everything that has nothing to do with this webring. Thanks to whoever started this whole thing. Thanks for having me. You've brought me steady traffic; no search engine registry.

So no more stickmen with 8-ball heads, no gaping giant space clowns ready to devour, no vaguely canine garbage disposals of spiritual death. Just tits and ass, with occasionally distasteful welts and a desparate wish or two. Thats all you people crave. I saw one guys site that pop sexual impalings into a Classical setting. Brilliant!!! However you will find no sexual impaling here. Just occaisonal lusty paintings born of aesthetic desparation.

Get out there and paint some Tits and Ass people! Whoo-hoo sexual organs!

11-22-02

I never thought I would finish these latest three pieces. Sometimes these things take forever.

09-24-02

published this retrospective of my news posts as if I had been posting them the whole time.

09-03-02

accepted into the prestigious erotic web ring. I am site id #701 and currently #112 in the listings. I never thought this could happen to me.

08-03-02

went live, posted new work

07-08-02

First post yet to happen.